We get it.
You're angry, and you want to tell the world about it. We understand. Sometimes life can be hard. Especially if you're a 437 mile wide storm that nobody can get close to. That type of lonliness can be a heavy burden, and you've had enough of it. You just want people to LOVE YOU, and if they won't come to you, then you'll just bring your love to THEM.
But lady...that's no reason to ruin our vacation. Seriously. Maine is pretty beautiful this time of year, and now we have to return to CG Headquarters to batten down the hatches. Not to mention we have to comfort the two editor primes, who by the way, went through an earthquake without us this week. An EARTHQUAKE! Did you ever consider THAT Irene? DID YOU??!!
Well you know what. We can be pretty destructive too. Sure. Maybe it won't involve floods and trees blowing through the air beside hail the size of a chihuahua. But lady, we've got an Irene on our side, and she's here to tell you that nobody puts baby in a corner...or bulls by the horn young man..or... AH HELL.
TAKE THAT IRENE!!!!!!!!
WE CAN RUIN PEOPLES WEEKENDS OURSELVES JUST FINE THANK YOU!!!!!!!