I'll just lay it out like this. It's hard being a man. You want to be free. I mean, these ladies are cool and all but in the end they're just draggin us down man. And there's SO many of them. What's a guy to do?
HOW ABOUT WRITE AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT COMMITMENT THAT STARTS AND ENDS WITH TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN!!!!
Part Five: My Destination
Nope I was wrong. YOU. ARE. IT!! Lady...you are what I have lived my ENTIRE FUCKING MOUSTACHE HAVING LIFE FOR!!! Seriously. I am so sure of my feelings for you I wrote this fucking song. That's SERIOUS. And so is my bitchin 70's handlebar moustache. SERIOUS! In fact, I don't see how this could ever go wrong. Best thing ever? HELL YES!!! Did i mention serious?
Boston - My Destination (from the book of Third Stage, Chapter 5)