I said I wouldn't do it. I promised people that this absolutely wouldn't happen. I've sent it out too many times. It contains more ASSROCK than any one person could possibly handle....but FUCK IT!! I LOVE THIS FUCKING ALBUM..
BOSTON - THIRD FUCKING STAGE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!
I'll just lay it out like this. It's hard being a man. You want to be free. I mean, these ladies are cool and all but in the end they're just draggin us down man. And there's SO many of them. What's a guy to do?
HOW ABOUT WRITE AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT COMMITMENT THAT STARTS AND ENDS WITH TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN!!!!
That's right. I won't give my full thesis right now but it goes something like this. Track for track
1.) Amanda - It's the hit. It's the song you know. And it's about Amanda, who is apparently being loved by someone in a very creepy fashion that involves being taken by surprise and made to realize.
2.) We're Ready - This is it. This is the L-A-D-Y. I know doods...it's lame that I'm gonna be steady with one lady, but you just don't know doods...let me EXPLAIN.
3.) The Launch - Pretty self explanatory..and if not..IT"S SEX PEOPLE...DOIN' IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.) Cool the Engines - WHOA LADY! All this doing it is FANFUCKINGTASTIC but we gotta take a break...for real and maybe METAPHORICALLY (blew your mind a little bit there, didn't I)
5.) My Destination - Nope I was wrong. YOU. ARE. IT!!
6.) A New World - WHOA MAN. COMMITTED LOVE IS GROOVY
7.) To Be Man - annnnnnnnnnnnd.....now that I'm all committed what the fuck is this all about? I mean...life is so tempting and shit.
8.) I Think I Like It - NOPE. BACK ON THE YOU TRAIN BABY!!!! This is totally the right thing to do...for both of us...really
9.) Can'tcha Say (Your Believe in Me) Still in Love - Alright...look lady...I am pouring my fucking HEART out to you..can't you see that..I have FEELINGS. AND I'M A MAN. REAL FUCKING FEELINGS
10.) "Hollyan" - wait...what the hell is going on here...WHO THE FUCK IS HOLLYANN???? WHAT HAPPENED TO AMANDA??? AND WHY DOES THIS SONG SOUND JUST LIKE "AMANDA" BUT IT'S CALLED "HOLLYANN"!!!!!! IT'S SO WEIRD. OMG .THE 70'S WERE FUCKING AWESEOME...EVEN THOUGH THE ALBUM CAME OUT IN 1986 THE SEVENTIES WERE FUCKING AWESOME. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
like I said
I fucking LOVE this album...and that's that....motherfuckers.